A girl comes home and tells her dad about a man that approached her in the park


She said the man came upto her and her friends and told them to leave her alone with him"Oh that's horrible" replied the dad"Then he said to go behind the bush""Oh no what happened then?""He told me to take my dress off""Oh god what did he do?""Nothing""Oh just make something up" replied the dad with his hands down his pants. "I'm going soft"