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Hear about the rabbit...


...who washed his thing and couldn't do a hare with it?

If I buy a cardigan, and then I buy another cardigan


Am I buying a cardiganagain?

Valley View friend?


Catula valley views and glamorous girl friend. Male friend of the restaurant to eat, he said . Excellent hanging from a gold chain. Then draw a sheep or a lamb muti ...

What did Ash say when Professor Oak told him not to evolve his Magikarp?


"But Gary does..."

A girl comes home and tells her dad about a man that approached her in the park


She said the man came upto her and her friends and told them to leave her alone with him"Oh that's horrible" replied the dad"Then he said to go behind the bush""Oh no what happened then?""He told me to take my dress off""Oh god what did he do?""Nothing""Oh just make something up" replied the dad with his hands down his pants. "I'm going soft"

My ex-girlfriend used to have this strange fetish...


She used to enjoy being strangled until she turned blue in the face.It's too bad that I am colorblind.

Au


Come on, that joke was gold!