...who washed his thing and couldn't do a hare with it?

Am I buying a cardiganagain?

Catula valley views and glamorous girl friend. Male friend of the restaurant to eat, he said . Excellent hanging from a gold chain. Then draw a sheep or a lamb muti ...

"But Gary does..."

She said the man came upto her and her friends and told them to leave her alone with him"Oh that's horrible" replied the dad"Then he said to go behind the bush""Oh no what happened then?""He told me to take my dress off""Oh god what did he do?""Nothing""Oh just make something up" replied the dad with his hands down his pants. "I'm going soft"

She used to enjoy being strangled until she turned blue in the face.It's too bad that I am colorblind.

Come on, that joke was gold!