mom: can i borrow your laptop? me: *deletes history* me: *logs out of twitter* me: *double checks deleted history* me: *close chrome* me: *open Internet explorer* me: sure


@autocorrects : mom: can i borrow your laptop? me: *deletes history* me: *logs out of twitter* me: *double checks deleted history* me: *close chrome* me: *open Internet explorer* me: sure (via Twitter http://twitter.com/autocorrects/status/945367543040106498)